What do Mensans do for fun?
Who: Me and a 10 oz. block of Cracker Barrel cheddar cheese
What: Running down cheese with a Porsche 911
When: February 11th, 2002, at 1:00am
Why: Because I HATE CRACKER BARREL!!!! I found a package of Cracker Barrel cheese in the frig so, in lieu of nothing else better to do with it, I decided to run it down with my Porsche. I haven't had this much fun since I proposed to Bea Arthur.
Where: Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a secluded spot in Trooper to run down a block of cheese at 80 mph at 1am? It ain't easy. So I settled for the Valley Forge Industrial Complex.
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